PunSlinger

By sex change stricken,
He could no more rule the roost;
He was too chicken.

Sign on a bakers shop:  Come in, I knead the dough!

A self-made man was showing an old friend around his palatial mansion.
“You’ve shown me six bathrooms already,” the friend gasped.
“Yes,” answered the self-made man proudly, “and I owe all my clean living to success.”

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

Sanka, of course!

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.