By sex change stricken

Published by punslinger on January 22nd, 2010

By sex change stricken,
He could no more rule the roost;
He was too chicken.


Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

Sign on a bakers shop:  Come in, I knead the dough!


I owe all my clean living

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

A self-made man was showing an old friend around his palatial mansion.
“You’ve shown me six bathrooms already,” the friend gasped.
“Yes,” answered the self-made man proudly, “and I owe all my clean living to success.”


What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

Sanka, of course!


Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.