PunSlinger

Sign on a bakers shop:  Come in, I knead the dough!

A self-made man was showing an old friend around his palatial mansion.
“You’ve shown me six bathrooms already,” the friend gasped.
“Yes,” answered the self-made man proudly, “and I owe all my clean living to success.”

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka, of course!

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.

RECOVERY ROOM: Place where upholsterers work.