Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!
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Archive for December, 2009
I owe all my clean living
A self-made man was showing an old friend around his palatial mansion.
“You’ve shown me six bathrooms already,” the friend gasped.
“Yes,” answered the self-made man proudly, “and I owe all my clean living to success.”
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka, of course!