I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.
Puns, Groaners, Wordplay, Daffynitions, Tom Swifties
Archive for December, 2009
Gas stations have now started charging
Gas stations have now started charging people to fill their tires with air. I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.
“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said
“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said slickly.
“And I think I broke my leg,” he added gamely.
A wedding is different from a prize fight
A wedding is different from a prize fight. At the fight, the best man gets the prize.