http://punslinger.com Puns, Groaners, Wordplay, Daffynitions, Tom Swifties Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:04:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://punslinger.com/recovery-room-place-where-upholsterers-work/ http://punslinger.com/recovery-room-place-where-upholsterers-work/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:18:07 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=269 RECOVERY ROOM: Place where upholsterers work.

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Lean beef.

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