In Rome, an old tortoise named Myrtle
Was in prison for stealing a girdle.
Then the Vatican City
Agreed to have pity
The headlines read: “Pope Springs a Turtle!”
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In Rome, an old tortoise named Myrtle
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Faith and Charity’s mom kept a journal
Faith and Charity’s mom kept a journal
In which she wrote mem’ries maternal
Like the time, just for kicks,
The girls glued pogo sticks
To their sister–now Hope Springs Eternal.