Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!
Archive for the 'Puns' Category
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka, of course!
Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.
I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.
Gas stations have now started charging
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009Gas stations have now started charging people to fill their tires with air. I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.