Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!
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What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka, of course!
I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.
I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.
Gas stations have now started charging
Gas stations have now started charging people to fill their tires with air. I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.