PunSlinger » Puns

Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:33:03 +0000

Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:29:08 +0000

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

Sanka, of course!

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:19:24 +0000

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.

I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:16:48 +0000

I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.

Gas stations have now started charging

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:14:43 +0000

Gas stations have now started charging people to fill their tires with air. I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.

A wedding is different from a prize fight

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:09:24 +0000

A wedding is different from a prize fight. At the fight, the best man gets the prize.

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:38:15 +0000

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:25:21 +0000

Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:18:57 +0000

What’s an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls called?
Rick O’Shea.

Electricity can be dangerous

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:16:44 +0000

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.