Archive for the ‘Puns’ Category

A wedding is different from a prize fight

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

A wedding is different from a prize fight. At the fight, the best man gets the prize.


Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?


Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.


Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

What’s an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls called?
Rick O’Shea.


Electricity can be dangerous

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.