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“I prefer 3.14,” said Tom piously.

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“I prefer 3.14,”  said Tom piously.

“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said slickly.
“And I think I broke my leg,” he added gamely.

“She is wearing her mink coat inside out”, Tom inferred.

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“She is wearing her mink coat inside out”, Tom inferred.

“This old pier is just as good as a new one”

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“This old pier is just as good as a new one,” said Tom paradoxically.

“Want to play cards?”

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

“Want to play cards?” Tom asked whistfully.

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