Archive for the ‘Tom Swifties’ Category

“I prefer 3.14,” said Tom piously.

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

“I prefer 3.14,”  said Tom piously.


“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said slickly.
“And I think I broke my leg,” he added gamely.


“She is wearing her mink coat inside out”, Tom inferred.

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

“She is wearing her mink coat inside out”, Tom inferred.


“This old pier is just as good as a new one”

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

“This old pier is just as good as a new one,” said Tom paradoxically.


“Want to play cards?”

Published by punslinger on December 30th, 2009

“Want to play cards?” Tom asked whistfully.