PunSlinger » Tom Swifties http://punslinger.com Puns, Groaners, Wordplay, Daffynitions, Tom Swifties Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:04:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 “I prefer 3.14,” said Tom piously. http://punslinger.com/i-prefer-3-14-said-tom-piously/ http://punslinger.com/i-prefer-3-14-said-tom-piously/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:13:04 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=263 “I prefer 3.14,”  said Tom piously.

]]> http://punslinger.com/i-prefer-3-14-said-tom-piously/feed/ 0 “I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said http://punslinger.com/i-just-slipped-on-the-ice-tom-said/ http://punslinger.com/i-just-slipped-on-the-ice-tom-said/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:11:37 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=261 “I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said slickly.
“And I think I broke my leg,” he added gamely.

]]> http://punslinger.com/i-just-slipped-on-the-ice-tom-said/feed/ 0 “She is wearing her mink coat inside out”, Tom inferred. http://punslinger.com/she-is-wearing-her-mink-coat-inside-out-tom-inferred/ http://punslinger.com/she-is-wearing-her-mink-coat-inside-out-tom-inferred/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:06:26 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=235 “She is wearing her mink coat inside out”, Tom inferred.

]]> http://punslinger.com/she-is-wearing-her-mink-coat-inside-out-tom-inferred/feed/ 0 “This old pier is just as good as a new one” http://punslinger.com/this-old-pier-is-just-as-good-as-a-new-one/ http://punslinger.com/this-old-pier-is-just-as-good-as-a-new-one/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:03:31 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=207 “This old pier is just as good as a new one,” said Tom paradoxically.

]]> http://punslinger.com/this-old-pier-is-just-as-good-as-a-new-one/feed/ 0 “Want to play cards?” http://punslinger.com/want-to-play-cards/ http://punslinger.com/want-to-play-cards/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:02:02 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=205 “Want to play cards?” Tom asked whistfully.

]]> http://punslinger.com/want-to-play-cards/feed/ 0 “Global warming is escalating,” Tom said heatedly. http://punslinger.com/global-warming-is-escalating-tom-said-heatedly/ http://punslinger.com/global-warming-is-escalating-tom-said-heatedly/#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:18:20 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=113 “Global warming is escalating,” Tom said heatedly.

]]> http://punslinger.com/global-warming-is-escalating-tom-said-heatedly/feed/ 0 “I gave a burnt sacrifice to the Greek God of Shepherds,” Tom flared with panache. http://punslinger.com/i-gave-a-burnt-sacrifice-to-the-greek-god-of-shepherds-tom-flared-with-panache/ http://punslinger.com/i-gave-a-burnt-sacrifice-to-the-greek-god-of-shepherds-tom-flared-with-panache/#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:11:33 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=110 “I gave a burnt sacrifice to the Greek God of Shepherds,”
Tom flared with panache.

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