PunSlinger

By sex change stricken

punslinger — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:04:58 +0000

By sex change stricken,
He could no more rule the roost;
He was too chicken.

Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:33:03 +0000

Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!

I owe all my clean living

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:31:53 +0000

A self-made man was showing an old friend around his palatial mansion.
“You’ve shown me six bathrooms already,” the friend gasped.
“Yes,” answered the self-made man proudly, “and I owe all my clean living to success.”

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:29:08 +0000

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

Sanka, of course!

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:19:24 +0000

Being Baroque is when you’re out of Monet.

RECOVERY ROOM: Place where upholsterers work.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:18:07 +0000

RECOVERY ROOM: Place where upholsterers work.

I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:16:48 +0000

I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.

Gas stations have now started charging

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:14:43 +0000

Gas stations have now started charging people to fill their tires with air. I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.

“I prefer 3.14,” said Tom piously.

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:13:04 +0000

“I prefer 3.14,” said Tom piously.

“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said

punslinger — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:11:37 +0000

“I just slipped on the ice,” Tom said slickly.
“And I think I broke my leg,” he added gamely.