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		<title>By sex change stricken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By sex change stricken, He could no more rule the roost; He was too chicken.]]></description>
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		<title>Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sign on a bakers shop:  Come in, I knead the dough!]]></description>
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		<title>I owe all my clean living</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A self-made man was showing an old friend around his palatial mansion. &#8220;You&#8217;ve shown me six bathrooms already,&#8221; the friend gasped. &#8220;Yes,&#8221; answered the self-made man proudly, &#8220;and I owe all my clean living to success.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? Sanka, of course!]]></description>
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		<title>Being Baroque is when you&#8217;re out of Monet.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being Baroque is when you&#8217;re out of Monet.]]></description>
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		<title>RECOVERY ROOM: Place where upholsterers work.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[RECOVERY ROOM: Place where upholsterers work.]]></description>
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		<title>I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I quit bodybuilding, but I still have the thirst. So I quench it by lifting bar bills.]]></description>
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		<title>Gas stations have now started charging</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gas stations have now started charging people to fill their tires with air. I suppose that&#8217;s the cost of inflation.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I prefer 3.14,&#8221; said Tom piously.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I prefer 3.14,&#8221;  said Tom piously.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I just slipped on the ice,&#8221; Tom said</title>
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