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		<title>Woman who fly upside down head for crack-up.</title>
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		<title>Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Man who fishes in other man&#8217;s well often catch crabs.</title>
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		<title>Man who sit on tack get point.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok</title>
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		<title>Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Man who run in front of car, get tired.  Man who run behind car, get exhausted</title>
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