PunSlinger

The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope.

In Rome, an old tortoise named Myrtle
Was in prison for stealing a girdle.
Then the Vatican City
Agreed to have pity
The headlines read: “Pope Springs a Turtle!”

Faith and Charity’s mom kept a journal
In which she wrote mem’ries maternal
Like the time, just for kicks,
The girls glued pogo sticks
To their sister–now Hope Springs Eternal.