http://punslinger.com Puns, Groaners, Wordplay, Daffynitions, Tom Swifties Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:04:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://punslinger.com/the-doctor-felt-the-mans-purse-and-said-there-was-no-hope/ http://punslinger.com/the-doctor-felt-the-mans-purse-and-said-there-was-no-hope/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:36:27 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=230 The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope.

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Was in prison for stealing a girdle.
Then the Vatican City
Agreed to have pity
The headlines read: “Pope Springs a Turtle!”

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In which she wrote mem’ries maternal
Like the time, just for kicks,
The girls glued pogo sticks
To their sister–now Hope Springs Eternal.

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