PunSlinger » turtle http://punslinger.com Puns, Groaners, Wordplay, Daffynitions, Tom Swifties Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:04:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 In Rome, an old tortoise named Myrtle http://punslinger.com/in-rome-an-old-tortoise-named-myrtle/ http://punslinger.com/in-rome-an-old-tortoise-named-myrtle/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:52:09 +0000 punslinger http://punslinger.com/?p=190 In Rome, an old tortoise named Myrtle
Was in prison for stealing a girdle.
Then the Vatican City
Agreed to have pity
The headlines read: “Pope Springs a Turtle!”

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